so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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