How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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