He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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