its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
