dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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