How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think my tv is drunk
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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