I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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