Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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