he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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