is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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