when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
