Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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