so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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