can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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