i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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