I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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