can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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