Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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