I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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