Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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