trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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