How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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