Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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