Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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