She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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