i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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