people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I can't put those talents on a resume
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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