I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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