I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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