STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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