: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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