I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
