these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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