is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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