Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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