In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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