Cold hands, warm shart.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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