yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You can't just leave with hair like that
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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