We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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