I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
