8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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