David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
birth control should be required to get into college
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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