He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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