Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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