He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
