I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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