Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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