Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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