nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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