GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Houston, we have a blender
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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