No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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