HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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