So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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