The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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