so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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