Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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