he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize