It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
