Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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